Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
MIDGETS
????
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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