This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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