It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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