Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We need to get me chipped asap
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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