I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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