Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Randomize
