I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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