Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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