why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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