remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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