What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize