i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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