You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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