I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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