dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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