i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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