New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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