I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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