I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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