I got chris browned last night
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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