Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Do plants get herpes?
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