Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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