Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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