fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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