dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Everything about him screamed your future.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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