brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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