There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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