Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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