She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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