Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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