so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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