none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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