Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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