these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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