They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I supernannyed him into submission
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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