you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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