hotel room ftw
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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