Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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