how can u be prego again
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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