The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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