How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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