its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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