Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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