spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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