Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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