Porn is love you can see.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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