he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
