but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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