The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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