But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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