i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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