Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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