i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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