nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
