I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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