Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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