I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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