You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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