I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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